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Yeah, I Farted So What (Do You Pass Gas in Public?)

November 10th 2009

I’m not sure if the same goes for the ladies, or other guys for that matter, but I’ve found that whenever I go to the bathroom to tinkle I sometimes wind up farting accidentally. Hey, I’m just keeping it real with y’all. It’s a totally natural body function and completely fine to let one rip [...]

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Seven Things Not To Say In Bed (Sorry, That Turns Me Off)

November 9th 2009

I’m sure that BlogXilla, Fly Guy, Single Black Male or Until I Get Married have done a list like this already, because like Nas said, “No idea’s original.” Matter of fact, Mr. Jones didn’t even come up with that statement himself but that’s beside the point.
Despite the fact that it may or may not have [...]

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The Giant Pumpkin Caper (Why I Never Liked Halloween)

October 30th 2009

Growing up, I never really got to experience Halloween. My grandfather, who basically raised me along with my mother, was a very religious man and ideas of it being a pagan holiday were constantly drilled in my head. With that said, I really can’t recall ever going out trick or treatin’ or wearing a costume [...]

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10 Women Hotter Than Marge (Playboy Messed Up)

October 16th 2009

In case you missed the news (and the image above), Playboy recently revealed their November 2009 cover, which features none other than Marge Simpson. Yes, Homer’s blue haired, yellow skinned, nasally voiced sweetheart is gracing the front page of the landmark men’s magazine.
You’re probably asking yourself the exact same thing I did, Why?
Well, being [...]

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PHOTO GALLERY: Hottest Animated Chicks Ever

October 15th 2009

Below you will find a complimentary photo gallery of some of the hottest cartoon/animated female characters of all time. CLICK HERE to see the piece that inspired this collage and who of the lovely ladies made the TOP 10. Enjoy!

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#43 She Peed Standing Up (Female Urination Device)

September 12th 2009

It never ceases to amaze me what actually get patented these days. After unearthing products that were foolish (the Snuggie), silly (the breast pillow) and intriguing (the iPod vibrator) I think I may have come across one that tops them all.
My latest discover is simply called Go Girl, which is a female urination device that [...]

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#36 Would You Steal a Sex Toy? (Dumb Criminals)

September 8th 2009

I’ve heard of some dumb things in my time, but this one might take the cake as it ranks pretty high on the list of stupid things to do. Last Wednesday, AdultMart, an Ohio sex shop, was robbed at about 5:43am.
Stores get robbed all the time, so what’s the big deal, right? Well, unlike the [...]

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#26 Are You a Stalker? (Get the iStalk App For Your iPhone)

September 3rd 2009

I was checking out UrbanDaily today and came across a iPhone commercial for a new app called iStalk. Basically this brand new function allows you hack into your ex’s phone and spy on them. You can find out where they’ll be, who they’ve talked to and even set your phone to automatically call them in [...]

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#08 Why Don’t Black Men Smile More? (Hello Brother)

August 25th 2009

I was headed to my friend’s house the other day when I cut down a side street. As I turned the corner, I noticed an older gentleman seated on a folding chair a few houses up. Just getting off the train, I was busy checking messages on my BlackBerry to pay him much mind but [...]

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#07 Belated Tupperware Party (Dealing With a Bad Gift)

August 25th 2009

Flashback: Raven and I had been dating off and on for a few years. For the majority of our relationship, I was the more financially stable one, while she was still in school working on her bachelor’s degree. Needless to say, her money was tight, especially around the holidays.
Since my birthday is the day after [...]

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Why Do Bad Dates Happen to Good People?

July 21st 2009

I can honestly say that I’ve never had a bad date. Well… there was that one time where my date brought along two other people along for the ride but that’s a blog for another time. Aside from that one instance, though, I can’t think of a time where the lady I was with and [...]

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Rough Sex (Why Are Men So Violent Towards Women?)

July 20th 2009

I realized something the other day; whenever people talk about sex they often use violent, aggressive and rough descriptions. Guys are usually the most guilty of this, but there are even a few women that fall into the same trap.
For example:

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