What Men Love About Women (Ass Men vs. Breast Men)
They say all men really care about is T&A. That may or may not be the case, but most men do have a preference when it comes to the tempting T and amazing A. I for one am an ass man and I have no qualms about pronouncing that.
Cue Sir Mix-A-Lot: “I like big butts and I can not lie…”
That’s not to say I don’t appreciate a nice pair of perky breasts (because I oh so do) but I’m a self-professed booty hawker by nature. In fact, when it comes to my future-wife’s physical attributes a little junk in the trunk is an absolute given—that an head. Of course I’m looking for more from a prospective spouse than her “assets,” but I just can’t see myself spending my forever-ever with a woman that could be a body double for SpongeBob SquarePants.
I’m just saying.
Back in college I remember having a conversation with my man Trevor about my affinity for booty and he revealed that he was all about breasts. He actually had a pretty good argument as to why he was a diehard breast man. He said something to the effect of, “I have a butt and legs of my own, but I don’t have breasts.”
As hard as it is to argue with that logic, I’m still all about the booty. At the same time I’m not that vain where I’d totally dismiss a woman for lacking in her backing, because I’ve dealt with a woman or two that weren’t bootylicious—but even then they at least had a little somethin’-somethin’ to deal with.
With that in mind, I tend to be a bit of a chameleon when it comes to women. If you’re top heavy, I’ll cherish your chesticles. If you have amazing legs, I’ll bow down to your gams. If you’re a pretty chick, then I’ll just admire your beauty. Like one of my boys once told me, “As long as a woman has two out of three—ass, face or tits—I can deal with her.”
But am I alone in my booty appreciation? Probably not, but I decided to reach out to a few of my male friends for a T&A Q&A. I wanted to know how other men felt about females’ bodies and which curve got them riled up. As expected, my boys held nothing back and kept it all the way real.
MR. WEST
“I’m an ass man, but more specifically a lower body man. I definitely subscribe to Kanye’s ‘she got an ass that can swallow up a G-string/And on top, two bee stings’ line. I don’t know what it is about a woman with a nice ass and thighs but I’ve just always preferred it. I think it’s something about the curves.”
MR. FLIP-FLOPPER
“I’m a breast man. I was an ass man initially, but the last woman I was serious with converted me. I used to like the ass because I could check it out as the woman was walking away without looking like a perv. But I think the breasts are more versatile in terms of what you can do with them, and that’s worth the constant distraction of having to keep eye contact with a woman who’s got so much there.”
MR. PERSONALITY
“I’ll always be an ass man. It doesn’t have to be a fat or wide ass. Sometimes the ass can reflect the chick’s personality. Certain chicks who know they have a fat ass have more swag, and certain chicks don’t know they have a fat ass, so they don’t realize the power they have with that ass. You can also dress up or dress down the ass, there’s a lot you can do with it. With breasts, women TRY to be as tasteful as possible, but it takes a lot more. A low-cut shirt looks less tasteful than some tight jeans in my opinion.”
MR. DIRECT
“Ass man. Pause! I love curves. More for the imagination with a booty. The different shapes and sizes.”
MR. STAY-FLUFF
“I’m a man who appreciates and prefers a woman’s ‘fluffy’ over the size of her rack. When I was younger it was the opposite, mostly because I think since birth men are attracted to breasts, but once I hit my teens, the booty became more appealing. I feel the booty is a woman’s sexist body part. It’s enduring, seductive and gives her a certain confidence that a woman with breast and no ass doesn’t have. Although I love a nice size—it doesn’t have to be Buffy status—fluffy, when it comes to courting a woman, for me, it begins and ends with her face. She can have the best booty on the planet, but if she’s not attractive I have no interest. At the end of the day, I still need to look in my woman’s eyes and think she’s one of the Lord’s best creations. So, over the booty and breast, how a woman looks is the most important trait that I’m attracted to. She can be thin and not too shapely, but because I’m that much attracted and in love with her beauty I will pursue that woman at all cost.”
MR. JIGGLY
“I’m a breast man. Ass is cool, but you can do so much more with breast. Especially because you can get a woman off, and make them climax, with just playing with or arousing their breast. You can’t do that with an ass.”
MR. CONVERTIBLE
“Up until the girl I’m seeing now I considered myself a breast man because all of my ex’s and flings had large breasts and ‘okay’ asses. Wasn’t that I was seeking women with large breasts on purpose, it just kinda happened; and who am I to turn away from a pretty face with some titties? But now that I’m with a woman with a fat ass I think I’m an ass man now. Her breasts aren’t that big, but they are just right and her ass is fat and perfectly proportioned to her body. But either way, though, breasts or ass, it has to be well proportioned because some chicks be flaunting breasts to distract you from their stomachs. But beyond all of that my favorite thing on a woman is actually her smile. If she has a nice smile, I almost don’t even worry or pay attention to anything else.”
MR. POUND CAKE
“Ass man. As an artist, I find the shape of a woman intoxicating in its ‘simple complexity.’ My eyes will never get tired of it. As a man, the lower body screams ‘feminine.’ Breasts are just icing on the cake, IMHO. It’s one of the reasons I don’t dig fatties—at all—because all the fat does is block me from seeing that Coca-Cola she got going on. Even a skinny chick with a little round booty can be like, ‘Woah.’ ASS all day, every day!”
MR. BIG HEAD
“It’s hard to pick between the two for me because I love both so much. Men are visual and I’m no different. But I would take it a step further and say I like a woman that is juicy and soft. Not a fan of too much sagging but with that said some girls have muscle butts that are nice and round visually but too firm, I like that bounce and a lil jiggle. I’m also a fan of eyes, shapely legs and thighs. But nice feet are like a must, don’t event talk to me if you got some dogs. Oh, and if you got a big head that’s competing with my head—’cause I have a borderline big head (no homo)—then that’s a no go, can’t have my kids having a watermelon head.”
MR. PRACTICAL
“I prefer the booty because there’s more to do with it: getting a nice handle on things, G-strings, all-fours sex. I’m not an anal-sex fiend at all, but still, you have the option. With big breasts, you suck them and then what? They’re great visually, but there’s nowhere much to go with them. Real big ones just slide to the side while you’re fucking and do that rotating movement. That’s great and all, but sticking your dick in-between is not that exciting. And after a child or some weight gain, they just inevitably sag. A great ass is a better investment.”
MR. BY THE NUMBERS
“Breasts all day, every day. Breasts are the apex of femininity; there really are no ugly breasts. Some chicks have flat or skinny asses and those look weird to me. Some fat chicks have gigantic wide asses and those look gross—especially when stuck inside a bikini. And some girls have those cottage cheese booties and those just look unappealing. Asses have to be perfect or really firm or at least have a little bubble to attract me. With breasts, even flat titties look nice and I’ll even look down the shirt of a big girl or even a busted chick if the breasts are nice. I always acknowledge a woman’s breasts. For example, a nice rack can turn a chick who’s a 7 into a 8.5 if her breasts are really nice, but a chick who’s a 7, even with a nice ass, is still basically a 7.”
MR. HANDS ON
“A phat ass always wins hands down in the eternal battle of my affection. Now everyone wants the ideal situation where you have both but the world is not perfect. Big breasts with no booty, well, it just doesn’t ‘sit’ right with me. Seeing a woman who is gorgeous with beautiful breasts and when she turns around it looks like a pancake; well, something in my head just goes, “Aww, man…” On the other hand, if I see a woman who is gorgeous and she had a B-cup bra and when she turns around I see two wine glasses sitting on her jeans inviting me for a cocktail; I say, “Yes!!!” You can suck on titties and play with them, but come time for penetration a flat ass, is a negative. I like to grab ass and smack it. That just isn’t as fun if it’s not there. Doggy style was made for women with nice behinds otherwise missionary is the way to go. This is just my personal preference. I love seeing a woman with a nice behind over breasts any day. I’m definitely an ass man. Hands down. Thank you, good night.”
Ladies, are you surprised by some of the men’s answers? Did you think that men were so serious about their appreciation of your lady lumps? Are you a SpongeBob candidate? If so, how do you compensate for your lack of booty? Any women have too much booty and not enough breasts? Do you find that men treat you differently when you show off your assets? Fellas, are you an ass man or breast man? Why?
Speak your piece…
(while nursing, they got up to a D!!! LOVED IT!!) Always got compliments on my chest.
“What Men Love About Women (Ass Men vs. Breast Men)”