Comments on: Yeah, I Farted So What (Do You Pass Gas in Public?)

By: TheOne

TheOne — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 03:54:02 +0000

I have done that in a crowded library i am not about to lie…Crazy thing though is that it was super quiet and although usually i am good at letting out a real quiet one…THIS one was particularly LOUD…I got the worst stares ever…The Liberian even told me that this was a place for silence…SMH well hey! tell that to my azz!

By: amanda

amanda — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:07:32 +0000

HAHHAHA, I fart in public, but only when I am sure it is just a quiet non-stinky fart…
I also fart ruthlessly in public with the Remote Control Fart Machine. http://www.prankplace.com/product.aspx?d=Remote-Control.REMOTE-CONTROL-FART-MACHINE-II&p=59&c=46

It makes fart noises on command…and there’s no smell So you can blame them on anyone & no one has to be subjected to foul odors…

By: da ThRONe

da ThRONe — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:57:17 +0000

@NWSO

Hey speak for yourself! I dont trip over. And any male who does (thats older than 13) should maybe do some growning up before they do anything else.

By: NWSO

NWSO — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:33:18 +0000

@sanqura

Like I said earlier, we know deep down but it ruins the fantasy so we just block the thought from our minds to the point we don’t even think you guys do.

By: sanqura

sanqura — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:51:44 +0000

@ NWSO why do men get all uncomfortable when a woman passes gas lol. It amazes me sometimes that some men dont expect women to have bodily functions also lol.

My name is Sanqura and I am a farter.

By: Beyonca

Beyonca — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:16:05 +0000

LOL love this post. My friends and I fart and burp like it is nobody’s business yet a lot of our guy friends find it disgusting. Never understood that. They can do it but we cant?!

I digress. I always say better out than in. I am not about to mess my system up for no one!

Fart when I pee? YEP
Fart when I sleep? YEP (so does my boo)
Fart and wait for people to walk into it? YEP (sorry)

What is the big deal? It is a natural bodily function

By: Alexandria

Alexandria — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:51:50 +0000

Haha this is my first time commenting on here and this is what I decide to comment on!

Before I read this post tonight, I was watching TV with my mom and I was def. letting some silent but deadly ones slip. I thought she would smell it and say something, but she never did. My family and I use farts all the time to clear out the room when we’re trying to get rid of each other, lol. Sometimes somebody says something smart and then the other person will reply with a fart. “Well this is what I think about that…”

I try not to fart in public, but if I think it will be a silent one, I just let it go. Why should I be all uncomfortable, squirming around trying to keep it in?

And yes, I am a girl and I have farted while peeing, even in a full public restroom. I didn’t know I had to til I did.

By: Michelle D.A.

Michelle D.A. — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:14:33 +0000

Of course, I pass gas but I almost always do it alone. When I don’t, it’s one of those very small, insignificant joints.

I HATE it when strangers pass gas in public (w/ the exception of the bathroom b/c that’s what bathrooms are for). The worst is when people let it rip on the damn PLANE. Hell naw. C’mon, son…

The air in the cabin is stale as it is and then you want to break wind of the the muthafuggin’ plane?!! Smdh.

By: mamabump

mamabump — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:20:04 +0000

All preegnant women FART! seemed to be the one side effect my kind friends failed to mention and when i complained of the excess they said oh thats one of the perks of being in the mummy club- so if u r sitting next to a glowing pregnant woman she probably just farted.

By: Avah Royal

Avah Royal — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:31:19 +0000

OMG this was SO funny! My boyfriend is Mr Fart himself!

OK so there’s a lady who sits in the cubicle next to me at work and she farts and burps at least 4 times per hour. I never smell her. *Thank Goodness* But she never says excuse me. I guess she thinks I’m immune to her old flatulent ass! Its crazy bc I don’t understand how she CONSTANTLY has gas, and so much of it! Like, dude is this a heath condition? Every time she goes into a burping or farting fit everyone else in our area sends ME emails like “Make your grandma stop!” LOL. It’s torture!

By: Clark Kent

Clark Kent — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:19:53 +0000

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I needed that laugh *farts* — oops, ‘cuse me! LOL. That was rich! Girls fart too, Ans… Don’t get it twisted. I just only was able to catch one in the act in my lifetime.

By: BMW2K

BMW2K — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:15:53 +0000

@ Shequita

Really? I didn’t know that. I thought for sure I was the only person that lit up my Chiro’s office. I always feel so bad afterward. Its gotten to the point where now, I try not to eat during the day I have my appointments, but still do it. I’m always apologizing and feeling so embarrassed and they just laugh.

@Momof3

My husband does that! He calls it his dump schedule. He is so regular, its anal.

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