I have used that i’m ovulating one to get out of sex i didn’t wanna have so if she is saying that and you arent a fan of condums she is trying to give you a hint..
and I have never said none of that other shit..it’s just stupid.

The worst thing a woman in bed ever told me was “I’m a slide this in real quick.” She was talking about PUTTING HER FINGER IN MY ASS! Though I usually can’t think coherently while receiving oral sex I said “Thanks, but I’m cool..that’s exit only.” I sped up my time to the finish line and left her spot ASAP. Freaked me out so much I kept my ass cheeks locked the entire ride home.

I’ve done the “Daddy Thing”. My ex actually wanted me to refer to him as Daddy in the bedroom.

this is the funniest post ever. #’s 2 and 5 are classics. #2 reminds me of that old Martin Lawrence stand-up skit. Good stuff.

I was hanging with someone the other day, and he kept saying, “Daddy like,” when he liked the way something felt or looked. I thought it was kinda cool, the way he said it. Maybe the fact that he is sexy as hell helped. He could have said, “googamooga,” and it would have sounded good.

Number 6 is especially disgusting for me because the age difference between myself and my father is fairly small (got married young). That shit is GROSS.

The rest is bullshit.

This made me laugh a lot! Gladly, I haven’t said any of this!
I DO NOT want to be called Mommy in the bedroom! lol I think I may have “Daddy” slip a time or two but its bc he made me say it! haha

Funny none of these bother me except the period one. And even then Im asking questions to see if its not to late. Ok maybe the “Whoops” one but once again thats based on what shes whooping for.The love thing isnt cool but that can easily be ignored.

@Dewan W. Gibson

Yours is a huge issue nothing goes up there. But Ans 7 is a lil picky IMO. None of those will not get you laid.

@singlegirlsguidetomen

Whos not a fan of condoms? People better wear them they arent Yankee hats. They’re not there for comfront they’re there to maybe save your life worst case and prevent life best case.

If you didnt wanna get down with that person or that occassion why make up stuff? Just come out and say no its your vagina.

If I hear number 2 I’m leaving the room immediately. I dont care if its at my house and I’m ass naked. I’m pulling out,getting up and leaving

*Dead* @T1theinfamous

You leaving yo own house son!? LMAO!

Im With NWSO. Daddy does not sound good at all. But if im with My Latino Chick, Papi is cool. It does something to me. Can’t explain it.

If I heard are someone Utterd the Word Shit.While im Hitting it. I would run so fast. I would get into my Clothes in the Car. Lolz

Hm, those examples are more those from a man’s point of view. So I can’t relate.

After lots of drinking I have had my moments where I needed to go to the bathroom before I could relax and enjoy the ride. I don’t see the problem. I don’t know about anybody else but if my bladder feels like I am about to explode I can’t think of anything else. And if I can’t think of anything else I cannot enjoy the moment. Sorry, but I would have to get up and empty out first.

Nobody ever called my “Mommy”. Only “Mami”…LoL. Although I doubt I would hear the difference so in my head I heard “Mami” and that’s fine by me. No issue here.

I can’t recall me saying “I love you” in the middle of sex but in case I did, I meant it because I don’t toy around with those words. Hm, I think I probably said it at least once during some serious love making session with my ex-fiancé.
I’m having sex, I’m not suffering from brain death. So I stil know what I am doing and saying while I am at it.

Quick questions. When did people (males specifically) become so mentally fragile?

lol number 6 ain’t so bad

LOL at the whole post and the comments. I have to agree with Elle though. Some of these are definitely from a man’s POV.

I think though that if a guy called me mommy, I would immediately disconnect – physically and mentally. I think that might be the KOD for me. As a matter of fact, I just might sucka punch/bit** slap hubby for that one since I know his mommy.

@Elle & BMW2K

Off course it’s from a male perspective, I’m a male remember? LOL

PS
@ Spinster & Dragonfly,

See, I said “male” perspective.

*What would you do or say if someone said any of the above to you during sex? RUN… if not applicable to the freak in me and if applicable “gone head keep the party goin”

* Have you ever felt the urge to go to the bathroom during sex? If so, would you stop or hold it in? I said ” I need a break”…granted he probably knew what I meant once I left for the bathroom but thats better than sayin something classless or holding it in and havin a mishap so mortifying it tops Quita’s most embarrassing moments!!

*Are you turned on off by people calling you daddy or mommy in the bedroom? Some men like it…I know its not for everyone…Papi is almost always acceptable.

* Have you ever said I love you during sex?Ummm…yes but we were in love and the L bomb was dropped prior.

* Did you mean it? Si…Papi!

* Do you think someone should take that statement to heart if only said during sex? No!! people say the “darndest” things during sex.

* What’s the worst thing you would want to hear during sex? “My results didnt come back but we should be fine”

*Have you ever said anything embarrassing in the throes of passion? Not that I can remember…but I have CRIED!! Good tears but still embarrassing.

Good list! I TOTALLY agree w/ #6…I never call a guy daddy (not even my father…but that’s a different story for a different day)…especially one that I’m in bed with. I never got that one…especially if people have kids.

#7 – I know you’re gonna get a lot of grief for that one, but I agree with that too. That’s not the time to say that. Sex and love are different.

I haven’t heard any of these except for “I love you” (and Papi, ie Daddy en Espanol). If I did hear ANY of the others, it would def be a turn off. Less because of what is said than because of the insight it gives into the woman’s mind to have the audacity to say some wild ish like that!

And in the instance of “I love you,” I absolutely never utter those words unless I mean it. I’ve been in the middle of great throes of passion and heard it but am always focused enough to refrain from saying it if I don’t mean it. Keepin it real all the time is the only way to avoid future arguments involving the phrase, “But you told me you loved me!” I’ve gotten caught up in the past but have learned the hard way that, whatever inspires a man to say it, once you tell a woman you love her, even if she knows you might be lying, it complicates everything.

first n foremost any man hitting that one and only Daddy spot he will be called Daddy in any n every language known to man. never in the history of sex have i ever heard a straight man say ” hes turned off by a sexy ass naked woman calling him Daddy unless it never ever happnd n if this is the case ” it never will buddy. if i say i thingk my period is comn then thats more than enuff warning sometimes we dont know right away its never definite its only a prediction so basically hurry up n do what u do but i must agree if i feel that way i wont let him down there cuz its not right n finally woman if u have to take a shit sex is a no no period he cant take a shit then come fuck me no matter what

me personally i done used the word daddy and sum men like it cuz it turns themon and they also know it’s just a sex thing and also know it ain’t really true and they take it a whole diffrent way and they know what we mean by it when we call them daddy they know its in a sexual way and like they say u hit that spot and hitin it right then hell u might get called daddy or what i call my man every time we have sex papi i even call him that when we ain’t havein sex and sum times i even call him by his government name cuz it be so good so it depends if the man is a real true freak and also know what u mean by when u call him daddy i mean cum on now yall know what we mean by it when we sayin daddy i mean it’s during sex now for the fuckin a female when u know she just took a shit i wish a nigga would he gone have to wait a couple hours on that note

I so agree with the whole “daddy” calling in bed. I think it’s NASTY and it only makes me think of my father when I’m not supposed to be. You should send this to all rappers who think it’s ok to be called daddy. They are screwing up our young girls minds with that crap.

Man that whole list was terrible, but the #1 thing I hate is #7. That I love u shit don’t cut. Yeah if the feeling was mutual between us. But if u just met me or haven’t known me but some months I don’t want to hear that shit, and would be totally turned off to the point of leaving. That shit is a turn off, I mean clearly it would be a different story if they were up there saying they LOVED the Cat but if they ain’t talkin bout that, it’s a WRAP!

EXPERIENCE: I’m glad were on this subject, cause I’ve always wanted to know this. So a while back I dated this guy. I mean the whole package. He was FINE as hell, educated with 2 different BA, independent, successful, a really great person, and had NO kids. So everythings going good with us, and one day he decides to go get a room and just relax all day. So we do that and end up having sex that night. So the sex is good we both in there doing our thing and he starts moaning & screaming like a straight FEMALE! I couldn’t believe it. I was turned off IMMEDIATELY and actually wanted to laugh. How could someone this fine be in here putting it down screaming with a HIGH pitch voice. I had to close the door on that one. As fine as he was the sex was all together a bad memory. I mean who does that guys? Let me know something?

LMAOOO@CALI……..I’ve been there!!! At first I was turned off…after awhile I took it as a compliment….you must be doin somethin right if a man is hittin falsettos!

Shequita, girl that is too funny, LMAO! No you ain’t callin him a DREAM wannabe. LMAO! I thought of it like that, maybe I was doing something right, but come on. How am I supose to compete with that. I’m the woman, hear I screaming & moaning & u mean to tell me the man I’m laying down with is outdoing me in that. I mean who doe’s that. Turned me Off girl. LMAO!

LOL @ Shequita and Cali. That is too funny! “falsettos” As long as he still sounds like a guy, then fine. But if the lights are off and he sounds like a girl . . . well umm, I don’t know.

Course he could’ve been mimicking the sounds you were making. I have had that happen, but not in the midst of.

LMAO

<——-sittin at her desk singing "Do me baby"

LOL@ CALI and BMW2K…..the artist formerly known as Prince…case in point!

But I admit I dont want my noises to be outdone

Hmm… I’m amazed that so many people are against the daddy thing… I sometimes call my hubbs daddy and he likes it… WHO thinks of their father while having sex? Sounds like you have some other kind of issue going on to me… I don’t care what’s said, my parents NEVER pop into my head while I’m in the bed…

Oh and I have an ex that used to call me Mama but never in bed… Just beacuse I was a mom when he met me so that became his nickname for me…

This was madd funny. Most of this is just wild lol.

As far as using the bathroom goes, my body doesn’t feel any of that until we’re done. Except for anal, for obvious reasons. Any guy that wants to have anal gets “the talk.” Anal aint pretty unless the guy knows what he’s doing and knows what to expect lol

I’ve said I love you during sex with my first boyfriend. I didn’t realize it at the time but I actually was feeling guilty because I loved the sex but I wanted to break up. Orgasms mess up thinking patterns man lolol In any case, use of “I love you” during sex, outside of a committed relationship, is just a sign of immaturity cuz you should never just be throwing that phrase around in the first place.

A wise woman once said, “Big **** feel sweet in this little petite.” (”Get Money” Lil Kim) As a petite miss, I use “Daddy” cuz I wanna be dominated. My real dad looks at me as a respectable woman, but my “Daddy” likes to make sure he earns his namesake by proving he is in charge lol I like being called “lil momma” especially by southern guys! I like to take care of my baby in the bedroom.

Also : guys, don’t ask who it belongs to. It belongs to me. I’m just sharing it. And don’t ask if its “the best” cuz chances are you aren’t and I will laugh before I tell you no.

damn, I cant imagine a woman ever stopping and actually SAYING ‘wait, i gotta take a sh*it”..lol, thats crazy..and i agree with ‘throne’..when did men get to be such p*ussies when it came to sex talk? man-up fellas..its just words…

Shequita & BMW2K we are just too CRAZY! LMAO! But you know the crazy part was when it comes down to it he probably just wanted to switch roles, cause I was probably sounding like the man while he sounding like the woman. LMAO!

In a falsetto she like oooooooooooo! Baby! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

But I can admit, that was a FINE ass Ninja, I just hate all that went to waste. I wonder what the girls say about him now & his sounds, unless they weren’t like me & couldn’t make it do what it do. LMAO!

Hmm, Love the list… here are some of mine.
1. Any talk about other men, especially a gay one, or her last man etc.
2. The “n” word, no second chances on that one, especially during that. Pull out, wash, out. Might not even be friends after that. Dead up.
3. telling me how good she is or how good she’s gonna be (turn off), more action less talk.
4. Asking me if this is the best I’ve ever had (turn off)
5. Asking how many other women I’ve been with during.
6. Telling me this is the best I’ll ever get (hahaha)
7. Saying she doesn’t like to kiss or ever kisses(boo—hiss)

@ Cali & Shequita.

I am laughing so hard my ribs hurt. Prince?? Puleeze. It would ruin my buzz and have me slamming back to reality like WTH? Who made that noise?

And no, if the he is louder than me, then we got a problem. Growls and moans I can take. Even a “no, no, don’t touch me”, but a “falsetto she like oooooooooooo! Baby! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!” I am telling you. I would probably laugh so hard he would leave with more than his ego deflated.

Poor thing. You must have worked him good. Was he sucking his thumb after?

BMW2k, LMAO! LMAO! LMAO! U are crazy. Now u got my ribs up here hurting. I am straight dying laughing. I didn’t want to even hurt his lil ego, so I just left, didn’t give him the time to sit sucking his thumb either, next thing u know he would have been laying on me, thumb in his mouth, drowling, and then that would have been another problem. LMAO!

U are killing me LOL! I’m thru, I’m dying laughing still f*cking with u.

YO I THANK THIS IS WHOLE THING IS WACK CAUSE IF MAN SAID SOME OF THESE IT WOULD BE FINE AND NOT A WORD WOULDNT BE SAID.

@ Macroseller

I co-sign everything on your list.

I’ve moaned Daddy a time or two. It’s fun.
Call me mommy and I might dry up.
Tops on my list? Telling me you don’t go down.
That is def a turn off. But thankfully there’s more than one way to make me happy.

LMAO @ Cali
That must have been one hell of a falsetto to make you run! I’d take it as a compliment. I dated a guy once he never made noise at his place. But when he came to mine, DAMN! I’d have to tell HIM to shut the f up. LOL. Sometimes men need to scream and release too. LOL!

LOL…im a chick so i think if a man said he needed to stop to go take a sh*t i would have self- esteem and sexual issues for a long time…seriously…

And I dont know why but sitting here thinking about something I would never want to hear during sex (or be forced to say)…’what is that im touching?’ keeps coming to mind..idk

LOL. “Males” are so funny. I mean, if it’s feeling completely glorious and I let a “get it daddy” slip out, you’re gone stop hittin’ it? LOL Sounds a bit soft to me. If women were this sensitive, the human race would end.

Anyway, I once had a man say “tell me you love me” and it was so awkward because, well, I didn’t love him like that. I mean, I had love FOR him but…yeah, that was awkward. I said it though, cause I’m a soldier and things were going pretty good otherwise.

My personal list (top 5):
1. You about to wear me out (um, word?). No excuses for being immediately winded and wanting me on top, please.
2. You’re about to make me cum! (5 minutes in, again, word?)
3. Let me just take it off for a minute (huh, wooord?) Yes, a grown man asked me this. We starting and ending with it ON!
4. Did you cum? (the classic. if you can’t tell, then no.)
5. Do you like that? (Ugh! dude, pick up a signal!)

Bonus: “Let me put it in your…”. Nope.

@Dragonfly

What’s with the all the “soft” talk, huh? LOL

Nah, now actually stopping because of “daddy” talk while in the act may not make me stop then and there but it just is not a real turn on for me. Of course she’s not talking about her real father and it’s more of a an idea but I just don’t get the whole “daddy” concept. Like really, what’s next UNCLE UNCLE. Make me say UNCLEEEEEEEEE!

LOL

I’ll stick with screams of papi, muthafucka, gottdamn, Ans, Mr. NWSO if you nasty.

I’ve heard some ish in my day… some of it is ish i said and the others i’ve heard….. and hey ovulation and red seas are definately not for me…. i dont run red lights, part red seas and NO EGG HUNTING!! so if egg season and you know its egg season im out like a vampire running from daylight… unless im a extra in one of those twilight films…

that other ish… i gotta use the bathroom… #2? oh hells no… im out too… but i know depending on the type of orgasm she bout to have it can feel like a #1…. just find out where she stands on that…

I AM A WOMEN AND MOST OF THOSE THINGS TURN ME OFF AS WELL. I’VE HAD A FEW GUYS TELL ME TO CALL THEM ” DADDY”, AND I WON’T DO IT. IT RUINS THE MOOD FOR ME. ALSO TELLING ME THAT “YOU LOVE ME” WHEN WE’VE ONLY BEEN DATING FOR A FEW WEEKS IS ANOTHER MOOD BUSTER…LOL. BUT I CAN SAY THAT I’VE USED “MY PERIOD IS COMING DOWN” JUST BC I WASN’T FEELING THE GUY LIKE THAT.

As adult males or females we should prob know before sex if we gotta empty our bladders, etc. Handle your biz please.
If you holla the l word during sex i won’t hold it against ya—sometimes the orgasm thing makes a law abiding citizen rob a bank.
If a man sings above an alto during sex–don’t trip! Thats how you know you putting it on him right!!

I dislike the use of “Daddy” as well… it just sounds sick to me and my bad relationship w/ my father adds to my dislike of this term. Why would anyone want to picture their father during sex anyways?

I do like papi tho…