Never to old for a wet dream but I hate them though. Dried semen is a pain in the ass to get off the skin.

As far as porn love it. It allows me to “Take matters into my own hand”. Which goes along way for a person like me.

Yes..but I have to wait until Saturday to “release”

How do you deal with an excessive bout of horniness?
- That’s rare for me. If it happens, it’s mind over matter for me.

How hard is it to fall asleep alone when you’re horny?
- It’s not for me.

Are you ever tempted to make a call to a local “supplier” or take matters into your own hands?
- There’s no local supplier, but it’s probable that if a phone call was made to… I don’t know… just about any non-homosexual man , he’d be more than willing to be a supplier. *shrugs*

Are you horny right now?
- No.

Can’t answer the other questions but maybe this will suffice.

I wonder how many sexually abuse pillows are out there? Hmmmm?

Excessive horniness makes me take matters into my own hands… I can rarely sleep when sex is on my mind; I don’t believe in suppliers… If they aren’t already supplying me on the regular, then I trust my own hands to take me there… ;^) and yes, the release does brighten my mood; btw, Ans, i was wondering if you ever blogged about female masturbation and how common it is? … I think I might be an addict…

@Sweetness

I had a guest blog on female porn addiction/obsession you can peep it here:

http://www.nakedwithsockson.com/2009/07/10/confessions-of-a-female-porn-addict/

Sounds like me last night. Couldn’t sleep for shit!

Not guilty. When I am single my sex drive goes into hibernation mode. I only get horny when I am in a relationship because my desire seems to be linked to that particular guy. I don’t walk around lusting after random dudes on the street or wherever. Mainly because they are all ugly anyways … LoL.

*shrugs*

I’m boring. Whatevsssss….

Now that I’m older I can calm myself down. So either I try to get off my mind or I handle it in my dreams. I’m not saying that I don’t like to do it I do it’s just that now being older it’s like if I get it I get it if I don’t I don’t and I’m okay with it. Not saying that I don’t want to buckwild sometimes I went thru alot of trials and tribulations over the years and my sex drive went down a little. Learned that sex is not everything.

Being celibate i realized you’re always horny, i remember there was a day that i had to myself and just…entertained myself with my fingers and toys. This past saturday i handed in my cobweb coochie club card and gave into my desire to be with this man, It was everything i wanted it to be plus, he was responsive the whole time, let’s just say i wont be having any horny nights like that anymore

Wow stop eating so much meat!! The hormones are fucking with you!!

I don’t pair excessive and horniness together but I understand what this post is saying. When I am not in a relationship it SEEMS that I am more conscious of being in the “not getting any club” in specific scenario’s, like at a club, at a concert or in a place where ppl tend to be coupled up and having fun. But bcuz I have a life….lol…and practice self control, it’s all good. I’m at that age where I can admire a big butt and a smile and still keep it moving bcuz I already know: a lot of big butts and smiles come with headaches and drama…lol….I’m tryn to avoid ALL of that, so I’ma go on until I get what I know is good for me and worth my time, effort and commitment….I’m personally not big on self pleasuring, but there are times when it comes in handy…lmao

When i’m in need, I have no problem with self- satisfaction! I like to beleive that I am the best in taking care of my own needs.

being in a long distance relationship makes my “horniness” feels to me ten times worse..just wanting to hold another being and let him do all the thing you dream drives me delirious..yes i have an attitude change when i finally get some lol and of course i have wet dreams considering im tryin my damndest to be faithful..horniness can be a pain sometimes lol

@Tanya Louise

Sorry, I haven’t eaten red meat in well over a decade so…. What you talkin bout Willis? LOL

why can’t a poem just be a poem…

I take things into my own hands or I pull out some of my toys. I have a man, but if he’s away or if I’m in the mood for some auto-play, I take care of business. Sometimes he discovers me and joins in my fun.

My husband is on his 3rd tour in Iraq so Im no stranger to taking things into my own hands… After a while it does get old though. It gets to the point where you need to feel a body next to yours. I’m on month 2 with 10 more to go… Sigh… Some LONG nights ahead…

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Good post.

I take matters into my own hands.

I was up til 4am.

Ok…there’s the answer :/

hmmmm good post!!! I’m not in a relationship, so the fact that I don’t get it does bother me sometimes…physically I shall say..lol I know of a few local suppliers….and all of them offer a good, but different type of product. One may have that good pipe but lacking in the oral stimulation dept,whereas another may have the BEST oral game in the world, but the pipe not so much. Unfortunately I have taken a hiatus from sex….but there are PLENTY of nights where I want to call my supplier(s) but I always put the phone down right before I hit send. (Thank GOD that I’m not using a land line, cuz as soon as that last number was dialed it would start to make that call)

No I’m not horny right now, but I do have a vibrator that I use….it used to do the job VERY well…but I think I’ve gotten used to it, so I need to lay off of it for a while…oh well….

Good post though!

…the only call I’m making is to that special one and if he’s not available I can do GOOD all by myself! Granted its not the same but it beats waking up throbbing!

I actually did have to take matters in my own hands before the alarm went off one morning.

I’m more likely to want it when I’m interested in someone or in a relationship.. and I will wait on them with reason.

I have noticed since I started working out my sex drive has started to exceed my normal speed limits!

Which in my position is an unwanted side effect of trying to stay in shape.

@Da ThRONe

Remember to “work out” your left hand too. LMAO

I know when I’m extremely horny I tried to exercise and focus my energy else where. Sometimes it is difficult to sleep and I often take matters into my own hands. I just try to exert some self control.

I am very horny right and I keep sending these flirty txts to my man to come by later but he is making this difficult. In which case I have no problem taking care of myself as a momentary relief.

da ThRONe is feeling like MissMe83 prefect guy!

Horny feelings are so intense tears well like a summer rain. Horny has me sitting on my front porch in a negligee and some pumps. Horny has me sucking my dildo and riding my vibrator at the same time.

ive never really been into the whole ” self pleasure” thing…i need a REAL THANG handling me…the WHOLE PACKAGE.. body, voice tones, sweet nothings spoken in my ear, him sayin how it feels…ALL DAT.

nowwwww, have i fantasized bout it? hell yea…but actually working my self out in the sheets seems a bit…weird lol

i know its natural and we should know our bodies before anyone else but forreal yall, im lazy….i’ll wait for that good D…. cuz im sure, it’ll be worth it

Sigh…

That was some extremely good shit…it got me a little well…horny…

I have two options. My rubber boyfriend or my freind who I consider my emegency dick in a glass.

When I am horny I let my woman know, but more often than not she don’t won’t to be botherd. So I have to resort to self-gratification, with a pornstar punany she bought me (third one).

I cosign Miss Joyful Joi.

When I’m horny, I let it go. If I don’t take care of it or calm it down, I’ll be the Black male version of Purple Passion on “Bad Black Girls”. Meaning no man or woman would be safe from my exclamation of need/want/

when i feel horny ,i feel honoured 2 hold my stiff dick.if i dont fock it off that hard piece of fock stick is gonna be up until next day n a half ! so i guess i have no other choice but to spray it off with my strong masculine hand .

I don’t like it when I’m horny and single. (As I am both now) I’d rather participate w/someone else in scratching that itch than taking it into my own hands. Don’t get it twisted-I can’t sit there w/that miserable itch for 2 long either so I just self satisfy at that point. I agree w/DC Man that sometimes it can be a bother only when its brought to your attention that you are not gettin any because of your surroundings…but you move on anyway. I’ll tell u a story though-I was away recently…chillin, drinkin, mindin my bizness on my chaise lounge when horniness reared its ugly head. Let’s just say, I handled it right there. (Under the towel though). So there are moments where you have to scratch the ‘itch’ sooner than later.

He’s 9 months into a deployment and I’m 5 months pregnant……hells yeah I’m horny!!
It’s not an issue with taking matters into my own hands but being pregnant I want him to do it. So, unless we can be on web cam, there’s nothing going on ’round these parts

Well since my beloved (or should I say belusted) toy has a major shortage, so midway to the big O it cut off (worst thing in the world). I’ve settled with my hands. I do not ignore horniness…ever.

For one I’m cranky and I’m not one for looking for a cut buddy when I’m horny (my pickiness goes out the window). And once I get in with myself then all is well at least until the next time.

Power to self love.

I remember in High School when no one admitted to handling their own business…Ahh to be Young and Naive!!

@ Elle

I actually like that ”boring” persona you put forth…it usually makes for great times when ur actually IN to something/someone! ; )

Wow! You are the man of my dreams! I’m a morning person. I would handle that for you in so many positions.

i do get horny but i always feel i dunno………………dirty after it??……… i try not to but if i dont i have wet dreams and there something you just cant controll…………. i wish i could it would make my life soooo much easier…..

when im horny i just bring old righty out and start beatin my meat pole. and then once im done and my drum stick stops makin beats. i go to sleep non-horny.

When it gets rough I make a phone call and head to her spot its great when your G/f lives in the same city.

@Jay

“I actually like that ”boring” persona you put forth…it usually makes for great times when ur actually IN to something/someone! ; )”

Exactamente! I’m glad we see eye to eye on this

when am horny (which i am now after reading that) i just go to the bar at night see if anyone wants some fun…but am always careful what i catch

Damn Straight, I am Horny. Now & forever. My hubby is happy to please me whenever and however I want (unfortunately no oral for me, lucky for him, I enjoy giving out) I should hold out and none for him til I get it too. I am home, working and he is home taking a ’sick’ day. Damn work. Frick, I am Horny.

Ok. So I just found this site! THANKS. I thought I was the only one with some of these issues. But I’d like to address a question I came across. Do Females have the same masterbation “issue” ? YES. Well I do anyway. I am not ashamed of this actually I LOVE it. I have a BF that I live with. When we first started dating we had sex 3-4 times a day just about everday. Now, 6 yrs later, mayber 6-7 time a week. I know some ppl are saying thats a lot. Even though we have sex often and I reach that SPECIAL place everytime. I could still roll over and masturbate until I fall asleep. Im gonna stop now cause its just contributes to the “issue”. Thanks for everyones advice.

Hey if any of u are horny just tell me (both men and women) and if your wanting to know im a teen (girl) and im bisexual!

I havr a question. i am really wet but my nipples are hard am i horny? i like tio play with myself like 5 times a day. i didnt have anything so i used a screw driver. it feel so good pleasuring myself like i am right now, is thar wrong? and i am bi and i could use some help. it feels so good!! and i have wet dreams. please reply asap

Hey i am 19 and i am living with some guys.actually i hooked up twice with one of my room mates..and we use to have sex when we are drunk..on week-ends,,but tonight (saturday) he is not drinking because he needs to work tomorrow.. i all by myself drinking in my room..I just can’t tell you how i am horny now!! I don’t know how i’m feeling..im drunk and i want to fuck with him.. but i dont have the courage to ask him if he wants to.. it is the worst feeling ever that i have now.. I really want him now.. He is just in the room next to me .. huh..it’s weird! In fact i really love you article..really good!!

can someone reply asap if ur nipples arent hard but ur rly rly wet are u still horny?

@Anonymous

Please, don’t use screwdrivers and tools to pleasure yourself. That just sounds way too dangerous and Unhygienic. You can cause some serious damage and health risks doing that.

Use your fingers or get a vibrator or dildo. Worse case put a condom on a cucumber or something. You should have safe sex even with yourself.

if ur nipples arent hard but ur rly rly wet are u still horny?

Ok so i am a girl and my best friend is a girl, and lately i am getting really horny and having wet dreams thinking about her, she doesn’t know that this happens to me, what do i do?

i’m a 17 year old female. so yeah, SEX is on my mind.

but when i get horny . . . it’s normall @ school and i have to call a boy to pick me up & we normally have sex. i’m not a hoe or anything. it’s someone that i’ve already had sex with.

i cna fall asleep at night i get this rush of adrenalyn and my hole body id asking for the real thing wich i have to say im a virgin and i yust want to fuck but i cant dont have some one to fuck, it hard to handel porn is ok some times but it yust makes you want more and more, im to sensative when im horny but i have to say it feels good but still crave more and more lots

When I get horny and my mate is lying next to me sleep i start to search for his penis and play with his manhood until it starts to stand and then I place it in my mouth and start to please him in his sleep and then I stop and he awakes and tells me to get undressed so we can have passionate sex

no

when i’m horney i get bitchy until i find satisfaction