LMAO on the video….the commentary was hilarious.

Hilarious!!

Daaaaayyyyyyyuuuuuummmmmnnn!! I would have had to put dude on the bus and give instructions… I feel sorry for her… It looked like a 1st date maybe… they didnt look like a couple … so she did alot better than me… I have been fall down drunk before but I never spew chips… my dates usually like it.. thats the way they intended for me to be… till they find out they wasted their money… lol!

If its my man though, I’d get him home and give him the business about it later. Casual thing.. they just blew their chances… I have little sympathy for extreem over-indulgence.

That was hilarious though… and the video brought it all together

Absolutely hilarious! And loved the video!

Ans, first of all- Great party that night. It was nice to finally meet you outside of the blogosphere. Congrats again.

Now…where to begin? Let’s start with the worst offense. This dude was completely out of control and had a lady taking care of him. So much for him having all of his faculties if they were being robbed or something worse. She would have to fend for herself since Green Mannies was too busy playing himself by throwing up on the streets of NYC. (SMH)

I once was so drunk that I had to be taken care of but I did not…I repeat…did NOT get so wasted that I threw up or had no recollection of the night. I say that because other than homegirl’s account and your (fantastic) video documentation- he probably would not remember anything. So sad to see grown ass folks not handle their liquor. Everyone should know and respect their limitations. I used to bartend so I witnessed ALOT of irresponsible drinking in my heyday.

I have 2 rules for myself when I go out. No more than 2 drinks in one hour and the other is this: I don’t do dark liquor. Dark liquor does me. For that reason- it’s Goose & Cran in moderation.

My extremely bad date entails going to the movies with a guy who REPEATEDLY stated that he needed to go to ATM. When I pulled out my own cash to get my ticket he was outraged and said, “What the hell? You had your own money & still let me go to the ATM?!” Why wouldn’t I have my own dough? I don’t assume anything when going out with someone for the first time. The date started to suck shortly thereafter. And speaking of suck…he actually picked up my hand and put my index finger in his mouth during the movie. I. Lost. It. That was my worst date ever.

If this was a date, I can say I wouldnt have dealt with him. If they were a couple, siblings or old friends, that’s a different story. Then it is expected to stick by and make sure the person makes it home.

I have 2 nights of my life I have no recollection of and friends made sure I was ok and made it home/to bed safely. It happens to most of us, no need feeling bad about it.

My 30th birthday party to this day is reason enough for people to tell their stories of what liquor caused them to do. Half of them have no recollection of how they made it home. Others lost their key and fell asleep in front of their apartment building. My ex got so drunk he was vomitting out of the window of my car several times on the way home and had so much alcohol in his system he wasn’t able to get on a plane the next morning. I was really worried about him.

So yea, bad dates along those lines, never. “Liquor is bad” stories, endless.

@NWSO I had the date from hell forreal. This Chick say’s she’s Light Skin. Im like aight. I get this Picture and this Chick is Light Brown. I had no problem with her color at all. The fact is she lied. Worst part was Valentine’s day was coming up.SMH I buy her a teddy bear & some Choclate. I go to her Apartment Complex. I pull up im like no this can’t be her. She’s outside with her Mom. And she’s in her PJ’S? Seriously? Her Mom was ugly to the next power. I Go inside have a good time watching 1 Of Tyler Perry’s Play’s. Wait for her to get finished. We go out. She bring’s her friend along. Im like you have to be kidding me. Her friend was on Point though. We go take picture’s. She’s not holding my hand not doing nothing. In the picture’s i don’t think we even smiled. Thank God we broke up. Cause if we stayed together. Bobby Brown & Whitney Houston Part 2. SMH

LMAO….Good video blog, so yeah, U should definitely consider adding this to the site on the regular. As far as the sista and dude, that’s pretty embarrassing. Someone shoulda been trying to get him home LONG b4 they got to that moment in time. IF it was his lady, she gets madd props for seeing a fella through a dumb moment. IF she was just dating dude…she’s a heroine who is HOPEFULLY appreciated to the upmost degree. I’d be wounded to be in a position where I was so power-less that I couldn’t protect my woman. With the fellas…ok, THAT I can see, but with my lady–not gonna happen. Sometimes women do more shyt than a man deserves to have done for him. Women are heroines and martyrs bcuz they tend to LOVE so hard…and most times, once you’re IN with a woman, you can take shyt for granted and she’ll STILL work with you. IF women were more like MEN…the world would be even MORE fu*ked up than it currently is…lmao…..Cuz if the shoe was on the other foot….I’da been cussing and fussing at her from the word GO……..I woulda made sure she got home…but that would have likely been the LAST time we hooked up..fu*k the dumb shyt, I ain’t got time for that noise…….

LMAO! HAAH the commentary is too funny! It didn’t look like a date though. I think it was the lime green manties that made me think “gay guy/f*g hag”. Either way I fell bad for her. I’ve had a bad date or two but they make such good stories to tell my friends later that it’s like whatever.

Oh Yeah! More video please. You are too funny!

worst date ever…thanks to the internet. met a nice guy via popular black website. we chat it up online for a couple of weeks, he seems pretty cool and intelligent. dude says he is of french descent*. we talk on the phone a few times before deciding to meet face to face.

i live in bmore, he lives in dc. i’m in college and don’t yet have a ride and i don’t want him knowing where i live so i suggest we meet in the middle. i take the train into dc and we meet up there.

we meet, he looks like the same person from the net, all seems cool. but then! but then! then he started talking and i immediately notice dude does not have his french accent (suspicious act #1). i think this is strange but decide not to speak on it.

we chat in the station for a bit, and he asks if i wouldn’t mind grabbing a bite to eat with him. i say sure, no problem (i have notified two homegirls as to my whereabouts and make phone calls to both throughout the date to let them know i am ok).

we get in dude’s car and he say’s he forgot something in his house and needs to swing past to get it (suspicious behaviour #2). i’m like uuhhh ok.

now before we get to his house he pulls the car to side of the road and says he has something to tell me. i’m like aww hell nah. i am so ready to pull out my hammer (yes hammer as in carpentry tool**) and whack him upside his head.

he confesses that he indeed does not live in dc(!) he lives in a maryland suburb. he is not french (!!) he’s american. he…lives with…his parents…in the basement (!!!!!!!). dude is about 30, with a college degree, and a plush job (so he told me), and the economy was good.

so now on the first date i find out he is not who he portrayed himself to be, why i don’t know. its not like i even knew he was french when we 1st started chatting. it really didn’t matter. and i really couldn’t care less if he lived in dc or on a dingy in the chesapeake. but for real, on the first date dropping all these true confessions on me and then on top of that i gotta meet your folks in 10 minutes!?!??!!

yeah…his folks were very nice. i wouldn’t have minded having them as inlaws if it weren’t for their batshit crazy son. damn shame.

*nationality has been changed
**we couldn’t carry mace on campus or knives. so i figured a hammer would do, i didn’t need special training to use it and it wasn’t contraband.

i looooooooooved the video! LMAO! it made my morning.

@Lady May

Yeah, dark liquor has been my downfall on many a night. I had to hang up the Hennessey and rum, strictly wine & lights unless I can’t avoid it (free)

@M.L.

That almost sounds like my date with two extra people along. I may have to share that story at a later date

Yeah that was ill….. i gotta give her props, cause even as a guy thats a very fustrating situation to deal with ( if it was shorte having a reversal of fortune). But utimately you gotta know your limits….. and if you dont know, thats a task better left for home…. also giving him the benefit of the doubt, I’ve heard of ppl being slipped a mickey and that happening but thats best served for another blog (don’t leave your drink!!)…….. Also i had some bad dates… you gotta have some bad dates to truly understand how good the good dates really are… shoo i one of my boys, had a date with a “transformer” ….you can guess what that means……. he didn’t know and needless to say he was pissed when he found out (sorry but i had to put him on blast cause that by far was the worst date story i ever heard and to think he was tryign to go for a happy ending!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

NWSO, this is the reason flipcams exist. That said, you are never invited to a party at my place for that same reason. LOLz

@RashaunH

Ha! Even though I was bent you’ll notice that I purposely made sure not to show their faces. Now that would just be wrong. Non descript chick and green mannies dude. That could be anyone. So know will know it’s you Rashaun.. LOL

I kid, I kid

I had a horrible date last week. I’m still traumatized.

The guy didn’t order anything off of the menu. He said ‘I JUST WANT SOME GRILLED CHICKEN!’ (again, not on the menu, mind you) He then forced the waitress to bring him various items and he created his own sandwich. Then complained that the food wasn’t ‘all that’.

When appetizers were served he REFUSED to use and plate and proceeded to eat a bread stick like he was at home watching the game and not at Houston’s. He also had the the nerve to say ‘When you’re not paying you can use the little plate. I’m paying and I can eat however I want to.’

He didn’t know the difference between pancake syrup and simple syrup. I could just go on and on.

I this wasn’t a double date I would have left. I was SO embarrassed. The things we do for our friends. SMH

I HATE dating.

Whoops, I cleaned my cache. I’m the anonymous poster above.

@Moonstarz

What’s simple syrup and what’s it used for?

Hey!@NWSO

How are you?

Simple syrup aka sugar syrup is used in drinks. Alcoholic drinks or even like the flavored syrup they use in coffee at Starbucks.

At the first restaurant we went to he ordered a lemonade and it wasn’t sweet enough so the waitress offered to add simple syrup. That made sense b/c the lemonade was cold and plain sugar would just gather at the bottom. He declined. Later on at the second restaurant I discovered that he declined because he thought she was talking about pancake syrup!

waadup NWSO! been a minute since i commented. sorry!

i can’t peep the video since i’m at work right now BUT i can give you deets on a TERRIBLE date i had.

after being gun shy towards dating (a bad breakup and seeing too many men behaving badly) i relented and went out with a potential suitor who was great on paper: a handsome doctor who courted me relentlessly. after weeks of asking me out, i finally said yes. about 5 mins into dinner he gets a page (he was a doctor so he had a reason to still rock a pager) and answers the call. normally i thought this would be rude but since it’s related to his profession, i kept my trap shut. until i realized he was bs’ing on the phone with one of his boys! and STAYED no said call for a good 10 minutes! i almost died. i sat plotting how i could get away. after finishing his “catch up” with his boy he proceeded to be mr. monosyllabic man. talking to him was like pulling teeth. a horrible, painful trip to the dentist. after he took me home, i graciously shook his hand and said goodbye.

one word- HILARIOUS. Just for the record- let my fiance pull one of those moments and he can sleep on the street until the morning. That poor girl looked beyond embarrassed. Being in a stupor state and unable to control oneself is unacceptable and shows irresponsibility on his part. I agree with the previous statements that his inability to aid his date had a situation arose shows he’s still a little boy wilding out in college rather than a grown man escorting a lady out for the night.

I guess to each his own, but she’s a trooper. This woman would have hailed the first cab, left him with enough to get home and kept on moving.

Have you ever had an extremely bad date?
I’m with you on never having a bad 1st date. The phone convo before the first date tells me all I need to know about whether or not we’ll have a good time. If we aren’t clicking on the phone, I bow out of any future in-person interaction. 90% good times.

What made it so bad? Did you give him/her a second chance or burn their number?

N/A Although I have cut “dates” short before. Younger days: I didn’t return calls or answer calls if I’m not feeling them. Now: I tell them I’m not feeling them and refuse to answer that dangerous question “Why not?”

What would you do if your date (or friend) was so twisted that they were hurling in the street?

Never happened on a date before. I don’t date drunks. However, a male friend of mine did pass out after a night of clubbing. I had no experience dealing with that and thought he was sleeping, so I left him in back of his car in front of his friend’s house. The next morning, he called me from jail. That’s…a whole ‘nother story.

Would you leave them to their own devices or hold him/her down like shorty did?

See above. Now that I know how dangerous drunk people are to themselves, I wouldn’t leave a drunk alone again. Lesson learned.

Do you have any sympathy for people that can’t hold their liquor?
No.

Have you ever been so drunk that someone else had to take care of you?
No! That’s “notagoodlook.com”.

What would you do if you were the girl in the clip below?

I wouldn’t have bothered fussing at him. A drunk can’t hear or reason. I would have called someone from his cell phone to come pick him up. Definitely would have walked a few blocks away to catch MYSELF a cab and leave that horrific date.

On to your story/video: Hilarious!!! I vote yes for real-life footage more often. It’s one thing to imagine lime green “mannies” but a completely different experience to actually see them. Are those his lucky mannies? Why would he wear them on a date? I’m so fixated on that…

The man who swooped in on homegirl towards the end of the video has no shame. She should just say no to him. Out of all the women on the street to step to, you go up to the woman who a) is on a date (even though it is with a drunk) and b) is nursing said date through illness (even though it is alcohol-induced). Notice the perfect timing, too…as soon as she starts screaming on drunky, here comes Captain Save-A-Drunk’s-Date for the rescue. Too smooth. Beware random lady in the video. (And why is your friend’s criteria for a hollerable lady that her dress looks “easy to come off”? lol)

Moral of this story: Mickey D’s and alcohol does not mix.

video commentary = hilarious

Let’s see worse date… I was in college, my senior year and I figured rather than to go out with my typical guy, I decided to take a risk and give this one guy a chance. He was 24, no college degree, worked at a fast food chain and lived at home with the family (should have been all of the signs, huh). But he seemed sweet and was working on his associate’s while working full time, so I couldn’t knock a brother for trying.
I was at school and since I couldnt travel, I told him to meet me at my college (second mistake). We traveled to the nearest town (I went to school in the middle of nowhere) to eat dinner and go to the movies. I wasn’t really hungry but figured, I might as well grab an appetizer or something.
“Umm, could you drive? I’m really tired from the hour here and don’t have money for gas, like that.” (third sign)
I figured, ok, he DID drive here- I guess I’ll drive.
” Where would you like to eat?” I asked, “Outback Steakhouse, Tumbleweed, Applebees, Olive Garden…?”

“That shyt’s too expensive. Just go through the drive thru at burger king. Yall gots a burger king right?” (yes he said gots) He asked. (fourth sign)

“Umm, sure we have a Burger King. I figured we might want to sit and talk since the movie doesn’t start for another 1 1/2.” I said.

“We can talk in the car. The shyt’s cheaper through the drive thru. I gotchu do, don’t worry” he said. (fifth sign)

I drove through the drive thru, got our food (which he actually paid for).
“Girl, you aint hungry, this shyt’s the bomb!” he said.
The night continued with him attempting to slob me down in the movies, claiming I owed him for the gas to drive here and our “meal”. Needless to say that was our first and last date.
Oh and for those wanting to know if he spent the night. I dropped him at his car, shok his hand, drove to my building, and ignored his calls for the next week.

Lesson learned- Never rely on “hook ups” from your friends who tell you to try dating outside of your comfort zone….

too funny for words- thanks for the commentary!

Lol @ the dress comin off real quick and her booty being small, yall buggin. Funny, but how did yall get this recording off without her noticing?

@mrs. kwes

Oh no, that is not cool. What grown woman wants to date a grown hairy assed “teenaged” man? He is a joker….

That guys sounds like he is 24 going on 14.

Funny as heck that he would even try and call you again.

This is why da ThRONe doesnt drink now!

That was awesome. And now, you must post more vids for us to see. I’ve had a couple of horrid dates that I will not recount now, but they are the reason I hate dating with a fiery passion.

I’ll say that my number one issue has been with guys who casually mention they’ve got a girlfriend while we’re on the date. That shit has happened more than once. Why me?

@Ms Kwes, girl, I feel you about going outside of your comfort zone and having it blow up in your face. You try to ignore the signs b/c you think it may be your own personal biases, and it turns out that your intuition was right all along. It makes it hard to even try again.

As far as holding my liquor, I’ve called Earl on a few occasions, but my judgment/faculties were not impaired, which is crazy b/c my tolerance was pretty low up until recently. I’ve thrown up out my window and still drove home (which I DO NOT CONDONE and haven’t done since).

But, if I was ol’ girl in the clip, I would have stood by and made sure he was okay, regardless of whether or not he was a bf or first date. I’m scared of the karma I would encounter from leaving him like that. But, I would also be giving him an earful like she is. I’ll stand by your side, but you gotta hear my mouth as I do!

@ Lady May….He actually placed his finger in your mouth? WTF, was your mouth open or ….what was going on? Was he looking for something? I’ve never heard of such tom foolery on a date!

Idk if I can top that but here we go…..

I’d met this man on a internet site, we’d gone on maybe 2 1/2 – 3 dates before. We had conflicting work schedules so the 1/2 comes from the piece of date we had when he came late at 10:00 on a Tuesday with no plan and expected to find something to do.
On this final date, he was late….he was always late. We were supposed to see a 8:00 show, I got there 1st, then he drove by at about 8:20 to let me know he had to go find parking. I pointed out there was parking directly next to the show. However, it was $12, and therefore not cost efficient. The show started 20 minutes ago. So I sit inside in the lobby to wait for him to park, fast forward to 8:50, he comes rushing in, sweaty with a long sleeved shirt in the summer….he gets major side eye. He goes to pay for the tix to the show, that started a hour ago
…….his credit card declined. He asked me if I had $20 he could borrow, but that would require me seeing him after that night, negative. So now he wants to chat it up all night in a near by park, apparently forgetting I have to work the next morning. Not wanting to add insult to injury, I walk to the park where he gave the driest convo ever; it was like talking to my dog. So after about 9 minutes of that foolishness, I had enough, I walked home. He walked with me because he parked his car about 8 blocks away, near my house. Great. As we are walking this mofo realizes he has lost his car! I said lost his automobile, as in can’t remember where he parked, since he was in such a rush earlier in the night. I offer to help find his car, since I had to walk my dog anyway, fast forward a hour later, he finally finds it, and then sits down on someone’s door step like he wants to continue the “date”.N’gro bye, its like 11:30 by now. He offered to drive me back to my house, I declined, I didn’t believe he could find it anyway. Another one bites the dust.

So yeah, I woulda been out there like that woman in the video trying so help that pathetic drunk, while secretly planning my escape route. Im a softy at heart : \

This was major funny. Great Post Ans.

@Moonstarz

I probably would have thought she meant pancake syrup too. I don’t drink coffee, never in my life, and I’m such a health nut the idea of any kinda added syrup (even though it’s probably already in there) would make my radar go off, like, Nah, I’m good. No chemicals please.

How many restaurants did y’all go to? lol

@D

She was clearly distracted with drunk boy. You’ll notice that once part where she turns around when she’s barking on him and I tilt the camera to the right. If you listen carefully you can hear me ask my boy “Is she lookin?” LOL

@NWSO You had a date like that? Damn .

You have killed me NWSO. I’s dead and gone, gigglin @ yo blog from the clouds!!!
The Mannies, the McDonalds…oh the foolery!
Girfriend was a TROOPER! I’m sorry, but unless you are family or my best good friend, iCan’t w/ you and all that mess!
I got some bad date stories…too many. I’m actually writing a book…

At work so I can’t watch the video but that is just sad. Sorry, but unless I actually knew him, I would’ve called someone on his cell (if he had one) and said come get ya boy, lmao…

The day that I moved to my apt (about 3 years ago) a guy that lived there stopped and struck up a convo with me. He was cute and seemed nice enough so I gave him my number and told him to call me the next day since I was getting moved in. He text me THAT night and we talked for a few minutes. For the rest of the week, he would always text me til I finally asked him to actualy CALL me (bc come on, how can you just text people ALL the time?) He calls that Friday…dryest conversation ever. Then he says he would like to take me to dinner and I’m like ok, cool (I figured that maybe he just wasn’t a phone person). The next evening, he comes to my apt and tells me I’m too dressed up ( I have jon eans, a tee and heels. This is not dressed up IMO). He has on shorts and a Tee. He then asks ME to drive and then when I ask where are we going for dinner he tells me……Ryan’s Steakhouse (an all you can eat buffet). I’m thinking wtf?! (but then again, he was kinda husky so maybe he was just hungry). In my mind I say Kim, just go, it could just be a test to see if you’re stuck up or not so I drive. We get there and….nothing. Watching paint dry would’ve been more interesting than this date. I had to pull basic convo out of him, and then whenever there was silence he would go “ahhhyep!” I was confused out of my mind. Needless to say, there was no second date. I was a little nervous that he might pop up since he knew where I lived so I’d always bolt into the house if I saw his car, lol…. I had another one recently but that’s for another day. I ended up walkin out of the restaurant on him bc he said something stupid and he ended up chasing me to my car begging me not to leave. It was another instance where I said “well, just give it a chance and see”. Um, hell to the no from now on, lmao….

I don’t know if this counts…but I went on a double-date with a co-worker and her dude… and she pulled the car over and started to blow trees with her dude. Once she found out that neither my date or I smoked, she begged me not to tell anyone at work.

LOL @ the video. she should of kicked him in his green manies!

LMBO @ the video…and she gets MAJOR points…

@NWSO
I’m not surprised that you have never had a “bad date” (save the story you have yet to tell about your “group date”). You seem to be an excellent judge of character, while avoiding the “judgement seat”. That makes for an easy-going guy who doesn’t get himself involved with foolish people.

I’m sorry, but if this was a date, it would have been over b4 it got to this point. Esp after he showed up with those lime green “mannies”, as you call them. Seriously, those are extremely suspect.

I loved the video. Being from Cali, the accent kills me! I was more into the commentary than the actual video. LOL

On to my bad date experience: I had just gotten out of a relationship, as did a co-worker that I knew quite well. He was handsome, ironically from NY, so he had the accent going, educated and had a real grown man swag about him. We had always talked and joked and harmlessly flirted. So, when New Years rolled around and neither of us had plans, he asked me out and I accepted. Why not? We decided to meet at my house and have a drink or two before leaving. Plus, he wanted me to try his favorite cocktail. So on NYE…
1. He shows up an hour and 1/2 after the time we agreed
2. He’s already lit
3. He brings me a bottle with 1/3 of the alcohol missing
4. He decides he’d rather just chill and doesn’t really want to go out anymore and if we do, can I drive (sorry, not sexy)
5. He has EXTRA clothes with him in his car (like, really)
6. He has a cigarette behind is ear, he apparently smokes when he drinks and got a one from his boy before they parted. Great place to keep it…
7. Need I say more?

@Moonstarz – I too HATE dating!

…hmmm….his credit card was declined at dinner AND the car was repo’d …GONE!! when we left the restuarant. All of his stuff was in the parking space :/ Same dude same night!!

@NWSO

Whats up with the recycled pics? You getting lazy on us?

@Da ThRONe

Dude, are you serious? You know how hard I work/search to get these pics. If one I used before happens to fit another topic, I’m gonna use it, buddy.

You’re banned for 24 hours from the site (it’s Wet Wednesdays in a few hours, that’s your day off anyway, right?)

lmao @ the video.

Tron – stop being picky about the pictures!

NWSO – I love your accent

@NWSO

Yes Wednesdays are my off days unless somebody make me read theirs. Im not saying any names*Shay from L.A.*.

I will take this off-line!

@Shay

The accent is Drunkanese, it’s an ancient dialect from the Ketel&Cran region of New York

It’s something about those New Yorkers!

Damn…….that was not the business at all!!!! First of all she was a pretty female and I don’t understand why she would be with a SCRUB like that! She looked WAY too sophisticated to be with someone of that demeanor………WOW
If I was her I would have just left him HIGH AND DRY…….LOL Sorry!!!! How embarassing and pathetic was that?????
As far as having bad dates……umm I can’t think of any right now but I’m sure that I’ve had and that’s probably why I don’t want to remember them…….lol Wow I can’t get over that right there…….that took the cake!!!! LOL And THEN where were they???????? MCDONALD’S??????????? Wow……I don’t have any more words….but I will end it like Simon would put it and say that it was “UTTERLY REDICULOUS”!!!!!

Ok what difference does it makes if she was the most beautiful girl or an ugly one? And why is everybody fronting on Mickey D’s(besides all those fat grams per serving)? I will take a chick to McDonalds quick if thats what we’re feeling.

can’t imagine…the fact that he’s vomiting on the street during the date OR that this happened after he took her to mcdonald’s.

He said “I would get closer, but I don’t want to disrespect!” LOL!

@NWSO

We went to three restaurants, SMH *sigh*

My cousin told me a classic story about a date from hell!!

She goes to the restaurant with dude…pops to the bathroom…come back and dude is being all generous, ordering drinks, starters, main, desert. She’s thinking wow, a man willing to spend money on a date for a change great!!

Date is over, they part ways. She checks her purse and realizes that dude stole her money whist she was in the bathroom. All the money he spent was hers…

@Neex,

Wow that’s crazy. CLEARLY he wasn’t planning on a second date. And if he was, wow x2

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I had toi help a date home one Sat. nite yrs ago. I had a feeling she was a heavy drinking but i hadnt seen her drink that much that night. I was told she had been in the golf course lodge drinking since 12noon. You can imagine what kind of shape she was in by 10pm. I had to get her out of the club and drag her to the car. She was absolutely incoherent. Once i got her home i had to practically carry her up the stairs. You have no idea how heavy a drunk can be! Worse than that she had two roomates who refused to help. They said they were tired of her. The easiest part was getting her clothes off (!) NOT LIKE THAT. I heard somewhere you’re not suppose to let a drunk sleep it off in their clothes. So anyway i saw her the next day at the bowling alley drinking michelob lite like they werent making anymore. Don’t these people ever have a hangover????

@NWSO – Seems like he was – dude called my cousin the next day like nothing happened. Like she wasn’t going to realise her ‘vex money’ was missing…Kneegrows huh…*shakes head*