Michelle Obama Gotta Big Ol’ Butt (Oh, Yeah!!)

Feminist be damned, I’ma speak the truth on this one: Obama’s baby (mama) got back. (Yup, I said it and I meant it.) I peeped it from the corner of my eye a long time ago during one of the early debates/conventions, but I thought it was an illusion, a figment of my imagination.

“Nah, the potential next First Lady can’t be holdin’ like that,” I thought to myself. But then, during another Obama victory speech, I had another sighting. Michelle sauntered out and gave her boo a hug and I was like, “I tauwght I taw a booty, Barack.” Low and behold, “I did, I did.”

Sufferin suckatash, Mrs. Obama got her some lovely lady lumps in them pants suits. SMH. Go ‘head, Barack, I ain’t mad at ya.

Now I held my tongue on this topic for a while for fear of offending anyone and a backlash from the sisters, but you know what; what’s so wrong with the potential First Lady having a lil junk in the trunk? A lil cushion for the potential presidential pushin’ after a hard campaign?

(Even Stevie Wonder seen that!)

Absolutely nothing. Not a gotdamn thing at all. So I say hail to the chief and the thickness of his life partner. So the PRESIDENTIAL MILF AWARD 2008 goes to Michelle Obama:

Now let me cease and desist before the damn Secret Service shut my freshly minted blog down….

But fellas chime in on this one, don’t Michelle got a lil junk in her trunk?????